3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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