one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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