Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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