Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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