dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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