why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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