I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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