Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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