but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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