saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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