we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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