So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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