return my video game
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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