...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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