This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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