there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
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