She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
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