...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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