Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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