I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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