Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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