Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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