you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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