Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
We had sex on a dog bed..
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
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