1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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