I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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