I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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