are you so shy because you have an std?
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
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