"it" just moved
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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