Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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