I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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