End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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