Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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