In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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