I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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