I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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