i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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