I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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