i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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