Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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