what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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