Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
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