We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
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