She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Blow job season was short but glorious.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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