Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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