Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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