when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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