i would punch a child for taco bell
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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