Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
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