I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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