she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
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