Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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