Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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