When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Michael Bay diarrhea
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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