your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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