I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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